Archer
Quotes from Archer
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"I'm the most valuable player on this team, and I deserve recognition for that."Cyril Figgis Work
"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."Cyril Figgis Wisdom
"I'm not drunk, I'm just emotionally unstable."Cyril Figgis Humor
"Mother never had to put up with this."Cheryl Tunt Family
"I'm practically perfect in every way."Cheryl Tunt
"Your attempts at humor are painful."Cheryl Tunt
"I'm surrounded by complete incompetence."Cheryl Tunt
"This day keeps getting worse."Cheryl Tunt
"You're all disappointing me."Cheryl Tunt Truth
"I'm too fabulous to care about your opinion."Cheryl Tunt
"Your incompetence never ceases to amaze me."Cheryl Tunt Humor
"This is literally the worst thing ever."Cheryl Tunt
"Mother was a saint."Cheryl Tunt Family
"I'm practically a saint for tolerating you."Cheryl Tunt Perseverance
"You're all completely delusional."Cheryl Tunt Truth
"This is beneath even my low standards."Cheryl Tunt Humor
"I deserve so much better than this."Cheryl Tunt
"Your existence is exhausting."Cheryl Tunt Humor
"I'm going to need an enormous drink."Cheryl Tunt
"Mother would have handled this better."Cheryl Tunt Family
"You're all beneath contempt."Cheryl Tunt
"I'm way too fabulous for this."Cheryl Tunt Beauty
"This is absolutely unacceptable."Cheryl Tunt
"Your failure brings me joy."Cheryl Tunt Humor
"I'm surrounded by absolute idiots."Cheryl Tunt
"You're all disasters."Cheryl Tunt Truth
"I need a vacation from my life."Cheryl Tunt
"Your attempt at competence is pathetic."Cheryl Tunt Humor
"Mother knew best."Cheryl Tunt Wisdom
"This conversation is giving me hives."Cheryl Tunt Humor