Archer

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Quotes from Archer

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"I'm the most valuable player on this team, and I deserve recognition for that."
Cyril Figgis Work
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"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."
Cyril Figgis Wisdom
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"I'm not drunk, I'm just emotionally unstable."
Cyril Figgis Humor
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"Mother never had to put up with this."
Cheryl Tunt Family
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"I'm practically perfect in every way."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Your attempts at humor are painful."
Cheryl Tunt
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"I'm surrounded by complete incompetence."
Cheryl Tunt
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"This day keeps getting worse."
Cheryl Tunt
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"You're all disappointing me."
Cheryl Tunt Truth
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"I'm too fabulous to care about your opinion."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Your incompetence never ceases to amaze me."
Cheryl Tunt Humor
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"This is literally the worst thing ever."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Mother was a saint."
Cheryl Tunt Family
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"I'm practically a saint for tolerating you."
Cheryl Tunt Perseverance
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"You're all completely delusional."
Cheryl Tunt Truth
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"This is beneath even my low standards."
Cheryl Tunt Humor
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"I deserve so much better than this."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Your existence is exhausting."
Cheryl Tunt Humor
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"I'm going to need an enormous drink."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Mother would have handled this better."
Cheryl Tunt Family
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"You're all beneath contempt."
Cheryl Tunt
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"I'm way too fabulous for this."
Cheryl Tunt Beauty
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"This is absolutely unacceptable."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Your failure brings me joy."
Cheryl Tunt Humor
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"I'm surrounded by absolute idiots."
Cheryl Tunt
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"You're all disasters."
Cheryl Tunt Truth
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"I need a vacation from my life."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Your attempt at competence is pathetic."
Cheryl Tunt Humor
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"Mother knew best."
Cheryl Tunt Wisdom
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"This conversation is giving me hives."
Cheryl Tunt Humor