Archer

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Quotes from Archer

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"This is exactly why nobody likes you."
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"I'm not crying, you're crying."
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"You're giving me a migraine."
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"I refuse to associate with peasants."
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"This is absolutely ridiculous."
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"Mother had better taste in lovers."
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"I would never lower myself to your level."
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"Your incompetence is breathtaking."
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"I have excellent taste in everything."
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"If you're going to be pathetic, at least be consistent about it."
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"You're all beneath me."
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"I deserve better than this."
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"Money is freedom."
Cheryl Tunt Money
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"I'm fabulous."
Cheryl Tunt Beauty
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"You should be more like me."
Cheryl Tunt Leadership
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"I don't give a damn about any of this."
Cheryl Tunt Solitude
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"This is not a conversation for someone of your limited intelligence."
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"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I'm sure you're already booked."
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"You're all idiots."
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"I'm a very sensitive person, Lana."
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"Mother never loved me."
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"I have needs, Lana."
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"Your inability to understand basic concepts is staggering."
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"Life is too short to not drink expensive booze."
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"I don't care what you think."
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"Are you seriously asking me that right now?"
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"I'm going to die alone and my cats will eat my face."
Cheryl Tunt Death
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"You're not my supervisor."
Cheryl Tunt Freedom
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"I've got a gun in my vagina!"
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"This is why Mother drank."
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