Archer

"Music should be loud enough to drown out reality."

"Science can't explain why I'm this amazing."

"Art is subjective, especially when I create it."

"Nature is what you admire from a penthouse."

"Peace is boring; drama is where life happens."

"Freedom means never having to apologize for being yourself."

"The truth? I'm fabulous."

"Time flies when you're having fun, which is always."

"Knowledge is power, but money is more practical."

"Education is important, but so is knowing the right people."

"Change is inevitable; resistance is futile but fun."

"Courage is doing what you want regardless of consequences."

"True beauty comes from confidence and a good credit line."

"I don't need validation; I need scotch."

"Success is best served with a cocktail."

"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."

"Life is too short for cheap wine and boring people."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just... artistically inspired."

"Call me."

"Mother doesn't understand my vision."

"I earned this money the hard way - by being fabulous."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not insane, I'm just creative."

"I'm not mad, I'm just scientifically ambitious."

"Every setback is a setup for a comeback."

"The pursuit of knowledge has no finish line."

"Technology and ethics are often at odds."

"Solitude feeds the scientific mind."

"Relationships require honesty, usually after the fact."

"Inspiration is found in the most unlikely places."