Bob's Burgers

"Science can't explain why I'm so successful."

"Art is for people with too much time on their hands."

"Nature is nice, but it doesn't pay the bills."

"Peace is boring. Give me conflict any day."

"Freedom is overrated when you've got ambition."

"Time is money, and I'm not wasting either."

"Knowledge is power, and I've got plenty of both."

"Education is for people who don't have natural talent."

"Change is inevitable, but I'm not going down without a fight."

"The truth hurts, so I prefer comfortable lies."

"Beauty fades, but power lasts forever."

"Fear is just another word for opportunity."

"I don't believe in luck, I believe in domination."

"Family values are important, just not as important as profits."

"Friendship is a luxury I can't afford right now."

"If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why risk it?"

"The customer is always wrong, especially if they're eating burgers."

"Love is for people who can afford to lose focus on their goals."

"I'm a businessman, and business is war."

"Respect is something you earn, not something you're given."

"Money talks, and right now it's telling me I need more of it."

"I've got plans, big plans, and nobody's gonna stop me."

"That burger joint across the street is ruining my business."

"You think you're better than me? Let me tell you something..."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice to people."

"Wisdom comes from paying attention to life."

"Happiness is found in gratitude."

"The little moments add up to a life."

"Some problems are solved better alone."