Bob's Burgers

TV Show · 7 characters · 2711 quotes

Quotes from Bob's Burgers

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"Life is a competition, and I'm playing to win."
Jimmy Pesto Life
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"You want wisdom? Pay for it like everyone else."
Jimmy Pesto Wisdom
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"Happiness is a byproduct of success, not the goal."
Jimmy Pesto Happiness
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"Courage is knowing when to fight and when to wait."
Jimmy Pesto Courage
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"Hope is for the hopeless. I deal in certainties."
Jimmy Pesto Hope
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"Health is wealth, but money is better health."
Jimmy Pesto Health
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"Politics and business are the same game with different rules."
Jimmy Pesto Politics
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"Philosophy is what people study when they can't make real money."
Jimmy Pesto Philosophy
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"History is written by the winners, and I plan to be one."
Jimmy Pesto History
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"Technology is a tool, and I know how to use it."
Jimmy Pesto Technology
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"Imagination is nice, but execution is better."
Jimmy Pesto Imagination
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"Adventure is for people who are bored with their lives."
Jimmy Pesto Adventure
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"Solitude is where I do my best scheming."
Jimmy Pesto Solitude
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"Relationships are transactions. Remember that."
Jimmy Pesto Relationships
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"Inspiration comes from winning, and I do plenty of that."
Jimmy Pesto Inspiration
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"I don't do motivation speeches, I do results."
Jimmy Pesto Motivation
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"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better PR team."
Jimmy Pesto Perseverance
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"Death comes for everyone, so I'm making my mark while I can."
Jimmy Pesto Death
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"Justice is whatever benefits me most."
Jimmy Pesto Justice
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"Creativity is just copying better."
Jimmy Pesto Creativity
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"Gratitude is what losers practice."
Jimmy Pesto Gratitude
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"Kindness is weakness dressed up in nice clothing."
Jimmy Pesto Kindness
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"Patience is a virtue I simply don't have."
Jimmy Pesto Patience
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"Strength is the only language that matters in business."
Jimmy Pesto Strength
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"I didn't become successful by being humble."
Jimmy Pesto Humor
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"Dreams are for sleeping. Action is for winning."
Jimmy Pesto Dreams
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"Work hard, play hard, win harder."
Jimmy Pesto Work
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"A real leader doesn't ask for permission."
Jimmy Pesto Leadership
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"Faith is a crutch for the weak."
Jimmy Pesto Faith
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"Music is just noise unless it's making me money."
Jimmy Pesto Music