Bob's Burgers

"A good leader knows when to compromise and when to dig in her heels."

"I have faith that everything will work out, probably."

"Music is the universal language, mine is just a little slurry."

"Art is subjective, like whether you like your burgers well-done or rare."

"Nature is beautiful, but so is a perfectly cooked burger."

"Peace comes in a bottle and it's called wine."

"Freedom is dancing around your kitchen without caring who's watching."

"The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with enthusiasm."

"You gotta live a little, even if living means embarrassing yourself regularly."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking and aggressive self-care."

"Success is measured in laughs, love, and leftover burgers."

"The real wisdom is knowing when to stop talking and start singing."

"Change is inevitable, like getting older and needing more wine."

"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do, like talking to cute people."

"Hope is just another word for 'things might get better if we drink enough wine'."

"A true friend is someone who loves you even when you're being ridiculous."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you absolutely insane."

"I'm not crazy, I'm just living my best life."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine, which is basically the same thing."

"Uhhhh, excuse me, I'm trying to have a moment here."

"I don't have a drinking problem, I have a loving problem."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations and loving wine."

"Love is just a chemical reaction in the brain, but it smells really good."

"Life is like a box of burgers, you never know what you're gonna get."

"I'm going to be honest with you, I'm kind of a big deal."

"I don't invest in dreams, I invest in dominance."

"The only thing better than winning is watching others lose."

"I learned a long time ago that nice guys finish last."

"Every handshake is a negotiation waiting to happen."

"Weakness disguises itself as wisdom all the time."