Bob's Burgers

"Being yourself is hard, but being anyone else is harder."

"The secret to life is finding people who make you laugh and not letting go."

"I'm a work in progress, and also a work in wine."

"Sometimes you need solitude to figure out who you are without an audience."

"Relationships require communication, compromise, and not saying everything you think."

"Inspiration is just copying someone else's idea but better."

"The best motivation is knowing someone's counting on you."

"War is bad, but dancing is good."

"I don't do politics, I do emotions."

"Literature is like life, but you get to turn the pages faster."

"Philosophy is thinking about things really hard while drinking wine."

"History is full of important people who nobody remembers."

"I'm not great with technology, but I'm great with people, mainly myself."

"Imagination is just daydreaming with better execution."

"Every day is an adventure when you're making it up as you go."

"Health is important, but so is living a little."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps with the wine budget."

"Power is having the ability to make your own decisions, like mine."

"Fear is just excitement without the wine yet."

"Strength is knowing your limits and ignoring them anyway."

"Kindness costs nothing except maybe your dignity in public."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, but I'm working on it."

"Justice is when I win an argument and Bob admits I was right."

"Creativity is just spontaneity with better PR."

"I'm grateful for everything, especially second chances and third glasses of wine."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a positive attitude."

"Death is just another adventure we haven't planned yet."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"Dreams are just hopes with a drinking buddy."

"Work hard, play harder, and always have wine on hand."