Bob's Burgers

"I'm not saying I'm the best, I'm just saying everyone knows it."

"Victory tastes better when you've made someone else lose."

"People underestimate me daily. It's my favorite advantage."

"I don't do second place. I do first or nothing."

"The best deals are the ones nobody else sees coming."

"I've spent enough time on people who waste it."

"Mediocrity isn't an option in my world."

"My word is worth something—usually a profit margin."

"You need to understand the difference between price and value."

"I'd rather be feared than liked, any day of the week."

"Every problem is an opportunity in disguise—my disguise."

"Rest is for the weak, and I've never been weaker."

"I value loyalty in my competitors more than in my allies."

"The secret to success is making sure everyone knows about it."

"I don't have enemies, just future casualties."

"Pressure doesn't bother me—it motivates me to crush harder."

"Mistakes are for people who can afford them. I can't."

"I didn't get to the top by being fair."

"Winners don't wait for opportunities, they create them."

"You gotta be willing to get your hands dirty in this business."

"Loyalty is something you buy, not something you give."

"I'll never understand people who work for fun."

"Every setback is just a setup for a comeback."

"The customer's always wrong, but they're always useful."

"Revenge is a dish best served with financial ruin."

"I respect only two things: money and power."

"Moral high ground doesn't pay bills."

"Competition brings out the best in me—the ruthless best."

"I don't need luck when I've got strategy."

"Literature? That's what people read when they're losing at life."