Bob's Burgers

"I don't have time for people who don't appreciate me."

"The future is mine, and it's going to be amazing."

"I'm not mean, I'm just honest. There's a difference."

"Everyone else is boring compared to me."

"If I want to do something, I'm going to do it, and you can't stop me."

"I don't need anyone's permission to be great."

"You're all idiots, and I love you anyway."

"I'm the kind of girl who gets what she wants."

"Why would I care about your feelings when I can care about mine?"

"I have big plans, and they don't include listening to you."

"You can't make me do anything I don't want to do."

"I'm going to be rich someday, and then everyone will have to like me."

"Adults are just kids who messed up."

"Everything is better when I'm in charge."

"I'm the smartest person in this family, and don't you forget it."

"If you're not going to support me, why are you even here?"

"Life is too short to wear a regular hat."

"I don't care what anyone thinks. I'm awesome."

"You know what? I'm going to do what I want, and if you don't like it, that's your problem."

"Ugh, fine. But I'm not happy about it."

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

"Success isn't about being the best, it's about enjoying the journey."

"I love hard, live loud, and regret nothing, or at least not much."

"Wisdom is knowing when to speak up and when to have another drink."

"Life taught me that sometimes the worst moments make the best memories."

"I'm not high maintenance, I'm just...detailed."

"The most beautiful thing is when someone gets your weird sense of humor."

"Power isn't about being in control, it's about not caring who is."

"I've learned that the best friendships are the ones that survive my voice."

"The greatest adventure is just being yourself unapologetically."