Bob's Burgers

"One day you're all going to wish you had listened to me."

"I don't follow rules unless I agree with them."

"You're all lucky I let you be my family."

"I'd rather fail doing my thing than succeed doing yours."

"Everyone else is just background noise in my life."

"I know what I want, and I'm going to get it."

"Adults are so annoying. I can't wait to be one."

"I'm going to rule the world someday."

"If nobody appreciates me, that's their loss."

"I don't do anything halfway. It's all or nothing."

"The world isn't ready for how awesome I am."

"I'm not bossy, I'm just always right."

"You guys are all a bunch of losers, but you're my losers."

"I've got big dreams and bigger plans."

"Why fit in when you can stand out?"

"I'm going to be the most successful person I know."

"Life would be better if everyone just did what I said."

"I don't need your approval. I have my own."

"You're all going to regret not listening to me."

"I have a plan, and it's foolproof. Well, mostly foolproof."

"Other kids are lame. I'm not like them."

"Honestly, I'm too cool for this."

"I'm going to do something incredible, just wait."

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

"I don't care about being normal. Normal is boring."

"You know what's worse than failing? Not trying."

"I'm smarter than I look, and that's the problem."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a really cool hat."

"I'd rather be alone than with people who drag me down."

"Life is a game, and I'm winning."