Bob's Burgers

"You guys are so lucky you know me."

"I'm going to do impossible things."

"Life's a lot better when I'm in charge."

"I don't need to change. Everyone else needs to catch up."

"You can't handle someone as cool as me."

"I'm going to be successful because I never give up."

"The world needs more people like me."

"I'm too smart for most people to understand me."

"Nothing's going to stop me from doing what I want."

"I'm the protagonist of my own story."

"You're all going to need me more than I need you."

"I don't care about being liked. I care about being respected."

"Life is what you make it, and I'm making mine awesome."

"I'm not trying to be difficult, I'm just naturally perfect."

"Someday I'm going to look back and laugh at this."

"I've got style, brains, and charisma. What do you have?"

"You're all a bunch of weirdos, and I love you for it."

"I'm going to have an amazing life, with or without you guys."

"The only opinion that matters is mine."

"I don't ask for permission because I don't need it."

"Being normal is the worst fate imaginable."

"I'm going to be remembered as a legend."

"Life's too important to waste on people who don't matter."

"I have a gift for getting what I want."

"You know what? Nobody's cooler than me anyway."

"I'm not being difficult, I'm being myself."

"The future is going to be so good because I'm in it."

"I don't care what you think about me. I like me."

"Change is for people who are boring with who they are."

"I'm the best thing that ever happened to this family."