Bob's Burgers

"Life's an adventure, and I'm the hero of my own story."

"I don't follow trends, I become them."

"Technology is just another tool for awesome people."

"Health is wealth, and I'm very healthy from being awesome."

"Music is the language of people like me."

"Nature is cool, but I'm cooler."

"I'm not rebellious, I'm just authentically myself."

"Peace is boring, give me adventure any day."

"Politics is just a game, and I'm a player."

"I write my own story, and it's a bestseller."

"Science can't explain why I'm so great."

"Beauty is subjective, and I'm objectively beautiful."

"I'm not trying to be funny, I'm just naturally hilarious."

"History will remember me as incredible."

"I don't do philosophy, I just do awesome."

"Life's a game and I'm winning."

"I've mastered the art of getting out of trouble."

"Hard work is overrated compared to being naturally amazing."

"Relationships are great until people start wanting things from you."

"I inspire others just by existing, basically."

"Motivation is for people without natural talent like me."

"I learned everything I need to know from TV and my own brain."

"The future belongs to people like me who don't ask for permission."

"Kindness is weakness, and I'm strong as heck."

"I'm basically the narrator of my own awesome story."

"Innovation is just rule-breaking with a business plan."

"I'd rather be alone and happy than surrounded and miserable."

"The best things in life are weird and wonderful."

"I'm not afraid of anything except being forgotten."

"Creativity is what separates the awesome from the normal."