Bob's Burgers

"I'm grateful for my family, even when they're embarrassing."

"Life's too short to spend it being boring."

"I believe in myself more than I believe in anything else."

"Real power comes from being completely yourself."

"I'm basically a genius trapped in a kid's body."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation."

"I love my family even when they drive me insane."

"The truth is whatever sounds the coolest."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just very energy efficient."

"Fear is just my body telling me to do it anyway."

"Life is what you make it, and I'm making it awesome."

"I don't need a cape to be a superhero."

"Success is when people finally admit I was right all along."

"My imagination is basically unlimited, unlike my common sense."

"I'd rather be honest and rude than fake and nice."

"The world needs more chaos and less rules."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"I make my own rules, which is why I break all of them."

"Life's too important to take seriously all the time."

"Real friendship means going to jail together, hypothetically."

"I'm not arrogant, I'm just honest about being great."

"Justice is what I decide it is."

"The future is mine, and it's going to be awesome."

"I've learned that parents are basically just old kids."

"Being yourself is hard, but being me is easy."

"I don't believe in luck, I believe in my own greatness."

"The best time to do something is always right now."

"Change is inevitable, but my awesomeness is permanent."

"I'm basically the coolest person I know, which is convenient."

"Life's an adventure if you're brave enough to take it."