Bob's Burgers

"I'm not listening, I'm just waiting for my turn to talk."

"True friends accept you for your blackmail material on them."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bunny ears."

"I'd rather fail at doing something cool than succeed at being boring."

"My family might be weird, but they're my weird family."

"School is just a place where they tell you what to think."

"I believe in the power of my own awesomeness."

"The key to success is being yourself, even if you're a weirdo."

"I don't do homework because homework doesn't do me."

"Life is like a hamburger - if you don't enjoy it, what's the point?"

"Adventure is calling, and I'm definitely going to answer."

"I'm kind of a big deal, in my own mind."

"Everything's better when you're with your best friends."

"I'd rather be grounded forever than admit I was wrong."

"Fashion is my passion, and also chaos."

"If I ever get kidnapped, don't pay the ransom. I'll escape."

"People need other people to survive, but sometimes they're really annoying."

"I'm basically a criminal mastermind in training."

"Rules are meant to be broken, especially by me."

"I love my friends and family more than anything, even when they're annoying."

"The best part of being me is that I'm awesome."

"I'm not weird, I'm just ahead of my time."

"Life's too short to wear boring hats."

"Sometimes you just gotta take a risk and see what happens."

"I don't trust people without ears."

"Adults are just kids who owe money."

"I'm going to do what I want, and if you don't like it, you can deal with it."

"I'm worth it. We're all worth it."

"The world is full of magic if you let it be."

"I contain multitudes. Like, a lot of them."