Clueless

"Calling her Grandma is going to make me sound like I'm one foot in the grave myself."

"I have a way of making the most of things."

"Sporadically."

"I'm surfing the information superhighway!"

"You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet."

"As if! I would never."

"People are like outfits; you have to find the right combination"

"The greatest love story is the one with yourself first"

"I've decided that personal growth is actually quite fashionable"

"Life is way too short to wear something uncomfortable"

"I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they're not a total loser"

"Being manipulative is just knowing what people want before they do"

"Fashion is my truth, shoes are my love language"

"I don't do well with rejection, but I'm working on it"

"The key to happiness is surrounding yourself with the right people"

"I'm basically a professional at seeing people for who they really are"

"You really have to believe in yourself to make it in this world"

"I've learned that matchmaking is harder than it looks"

"My biggest fear is not being fabulous anymore"

"I think people appreciate honesty, even if it hurts a little bit"

"Sometimes love finds you when you least expect it, like at a party"

"I'm going to go have a donut and contemplate my choices"

"Being single is actually quite liberating when you think about it"

"I've decided that life is just too short for ugly outfits"

"My dad says I'm a princess and princesses don't wait for anyone"

"The universe rewards those who dress well"

"I believe in giving people second chances but not third ones"

"Life is a runway and you've got to strut your stuff"

"You can't just dismiss me because I'm fabulous"

"I live for the applause and the approval of my peers"