Clueless

"I was surfing the world wide web before the internet even existed"

"She doesn't even go here"

"My Beverly Hills psychiatrist told me I can achieve anything I want"

"You're sweet, but you're not in any position to get with a real woman"

"Being a teenager is so complicated"

"I actually wouldn't mind being reincarnated as my son"

"The key to a great party is good food and bad decisions"

"Ugh, as if I would ever date a high school boy"

"Get off my jock"

"Your heart is noble but you're just too tall"

"I've never been with a boy who has a tongue piercing before"

"As if anyone could ignore the sounds of my genius"

"I don't think my father would even let me live that down"

"She's a full-on moron. Is she a moron?"

"I mean, it's not a conspiracy, it's just the way things are"

"Mr. Hall is such a prick. He was probably born with a frown"

"You know how important it is to me that you're not a moron"

"I was like a Martian observing the human species"

"The fact that you're not a moron makes you really attractive"

"Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie"

"It's like a way of life. It's like, once you get there, you're always trying to suss out how to navigate it. And then you realize: oh my God, I'm an idiot"

"I could retire from public service"

"Do you know how old I was when I lost my virginity? Fifteen"

"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter"

"I feel like such a heather"

"Well, you know how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet"

"Anything you can do to draw attention away from the fact that you have no soul is great"

"I am not going to sit around and discuss my friend's sexual preferences"

"You're a really sweet guy and I'm sure you're a virgin too"

"Uh, hello. He's a high school boy. I'm a high school girl. We're supposed to not understand each other. It's intramural"