Clueless

"The fact that you're asking me questions means you're growing"

"I'm fluent in sarcasm and judgement"

"Sometimes you just have to believe in the power of friendship"

"Being rich and beautiful is a gift from the universe"

"I think what you're saying is that you want to be rescued"

"You were never my muse but you were close"

"I can't afford to be a fart in the wind anymore"

"The most important thing in life is making good decisions"

"I'm basically the queen of recycling old relationships"

"It's not about being popular, it's about being true to yourself"

"Time is such a precious commodity"

"I've created a monster. She's like the Frankenstein of bad dating decisions"

"Nobody respects you when you're a child molester"

"I mean, we could all go crazy and like, actually read the material"

"You're either gonna like me or you're not, but I'm amazing either way"

"Don't harsh my mellow with your negativity"

"I need to find myself a new passion project"

"Everything is a phase for you. You're very emotional"

"I think I should just stay single and celebrate my heterosexuality"

"Dionne, our life is not a movie, even though sometimes it feels like one"

"I'm going to be a matchmaker like Oprah but with better shoes"

"My manual says I shouldn't"

"Fashion is not about comfort, it's about aesthetics"

"The universe is really trying to tell me something right now"

"I really do think that people are capable of change"

"He's like a human Golden Retriever"

"You know I've always been daddy's girl"

"I'm an addict. I need it. I'm dying without it"

"It's all about the hair flip"

"Commitment is such a weight to carry on your shoulders"