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"Happiness is a choice - I choose to be happy about myself constantly."

"Wisdom is knowing when to speak, when to listen, and when to update your resume."

"The best time for change is always after you've looked at yourself in the mirror."

"Courage is doing what's right even when it might hurt your feelings."

"Hope is eternal, just like my need for affirmation."

"When life gives you lemons, make a sophisticated lemonade in a carafe."

"Success is a journey, not a destination - I'm just enjoying all the mirrors."

"You can't put a price on education... but I can definitely try."

"Community means showing up, except on days I have better things to do."

"My door is always open... unless I'm not here."

"Rejection is just redirection toward people who appreciate you more."

"Every crisis is an opportunity to look concerned in an attractive way."

"I've made peace with my demons... they work in admissions now."

"Being Dean means never having to say you're sorry - officially."

"The study group will always come first, except when they don't come first."

"Solitude is fine, as long as people know I'm choosing it willingly."

"Relationships require compromise - mostly from the other person."

"Inspiration is everywhere if you look hard enough in a mirror."

"Motivation comes from within, but I prefer a memo from upper administration."

"War is what happens when communication breaks down... and Jeff gets involved."

"Politics at Greendale are complicated - I always win though."

"Literature comes alive when you're the author of your own story."

"Philosophy is great, but have you considered following my philosophy?"

"History is written by Deans, which is why I'm very careful about mine."

"Technology should serve people, not the other way around - I don't own a smartphone."

"Imagination is wonderful, but proper documentation is better."

"Adventure is just a scheduled field trip with better consequences."

"Health is wealth, but looking healthy is more important than being healthy."

"Money is important, but so is looking like you have money."

"Power comes from knowing the right people and wearing the right blazer."