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"Death is the one thing you can't negotiate."

"Beauty fades, but money is eternal."

"Humor is how the rich deal with the poor."

"Dreams are what poor people have instead of retirement plans."

"Work is where you spend most of your life, so you might as well be in charge."

"Leadership is getting others to do what you want."

"Faith is admirable, but a prenup is practical."

"Music is the universal language of people with good taste."

"Science explains the world; money controls it."

"Art is an investment vehicle with emotional appeal."

"Nature is beautiful, but air conditioning is better."

"Peace comes from getting your way."

"Freedom is the right to do what you want, as long as it benefits you."

"The truth is relative, especially on tax forms."

"Time is money, and I'm rich in both."

"Knowledge is power, but money is more power."

"Education is important, but connections are everything."

"Change is inevitable, but profit is optional."

"I once invested in a company that made left-handed scissors. I made millions."

"The brave don't ask for permission; they ask for forgiveness later."

"Love is what happens when your portfolio is diversified enough."

"Life is too short to spend it with people who don't appreciate your finer qualities."

"I've learned that true friendship means someone will bail you out of jail at 3 AM."

"The secret to success is knowing when to say yes and when to say 'that's not my problem.'"

"Age is just a number, but mine is a really impressive one."

"Dreamers often make the best friends because they believe in you even when you don't believe in yourself."

"I'm going to create a foundation that feeds starving children, just not in my neighborhood."

"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris? A Royale with Cheese. Wait, wrong guy."

"I'm not racist, I'm just better than everyone."

"Even in solitude, I'm never truly alone with my reflection."