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"Courage is doing what's right, unless it's expensive."

"I've never met a problem money couldn't solve."

"Hope is what ordinary people have; I have a financial advisor."

"Family is important, but not as important as my reputation."

"Success is a journey, and I'm first class all the way."

"The key to happiness is surrounding yourself with people who agree with you."

"I believe in a lot of things—stocks, bonds, and my own superiority."

"Solitude is underrated until you realize you're alone with your thoughts."

"Relationships are transactional; understand the terms."

"Inspiration struck when I realized how much money I could make."

"Motivation comes from knowing you're better than everyone else."

"War is terrible, but military defense stocks are fantastic."

"Politics is the art of getting what you want while appearing noble."

"Literature: great for building a library that impresses guests."

"Philosophy without profit is just daydreaming."

"History is written by those with the best publicists."

"Technology should serve the wealthy first."

"Imagination is wonderful for children; ambition is for adults."

"Adventure is better when you can afford a good lawyer."

"Health is wealth you can't hide in offshore accounts."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it rents it pretty well."

"Power is not about being liked; it's about being feared."

"Fear is just an opportunity to sell something."

"Strength comes from knowing your net worth."

"Kindness is wonderful until it costs you money."

"Patience is a virtue I've never had time for."

"Justice is blind, but accountants have perfect vision."

"Creativity is just rearranging other people's ideas."

"Gratitude is fine, but a gift card is better."

"Perseverance is what separates winners from quitters."