Family Guy

"Being a mother means sacrificing your own wants for your children."

"Sometimes I wonder what my life would've been like without Peter."

"I won't tolerate discrimination or injustice in any form."

"You have to be the voice of reason in a house full of chaos."

"Marriage requires patience and understanding."

"I believe in standing up for what's right, even when it's unpopular."

"The kids need a parent who actually thinks things through."

"Sometimes you have to take charge and make the hard decisions."

"I didn't marry you for your intelligence, obviously."

"Life is too short to waste time on stupidity."

"Peter, you can't solve everything by punching it."

"I'm not just a housewife, I'm a woman with dreams and ambitions."

"Someone has to be the adult in this family, and it's obviously going to be me."

"I'm not afraid of death; I'm afraid of missing a good TV show."

"Money makes the world go round, but beer makes it spin faster."

"I've learned that the best moments are the ones you don't expect."

"There's nothing wrong with being ordinary; most of us are."

"I believe in treating others the way you want to be treated, unless they annoy you."

"Justice is blind, but usually it's just not paying attention."

"Creativity is just messy science."

"I've found that honesty is usually the worst policy."

"Freedom is the ability to do what you want without getting in trouble."

"The only certainty in life is that things will go wrong."

"I think therefore I am, but mostly I don't think."

"Science is just a fancy word for 'let's see what happens.'"

"Art is when you try to make something and it looks like something else."

"Nature is beautiful until you have to spend time in it."

"Peace is what you get when everyone's too tired to fight."

"I don't believe in luck; I believe in hard work and divine intervention."

"The worst thing about growing up is realizing your parents were right."