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"I take pride in everything I do - mostly myself."

"My autobiography would be called 'I'm Fabulous'."

"I've dedicated my life to being the best version of myself."

"The world needs more people like me - attractive and talented."

"I'm living proof that confidence is the best accessory."

"Growth is important, especially in one's self-esteem."

"I'm not conceited - I'm just concurrently observing my perfection."

"The news is secondary to how well I present it."

"I've built an empire on one thing: myself."

"Why be mediocre when you can be me?"

"I believe in living life to the fullest extent of my looks."

"Excellence isn't a goal for me - it's a starting point."

"I march to the beat of my own fabulous drum."

"The best investment is always yourself."

"I'm a self-made man - I made myself fabulous."

"Fortune favors the bold and the well-groomed."

"I've never regretted a decision about myself."

"My legacy will be my face."

"I'm not judgmental - I just judge everyone as inferior."

"Time flies when you're this handsome."

"I'm proof that arrogance works."

"The moral of the story is: be like Tom Tucker."

"I'd never give up being fabulous for anything."

"Success tastes like hairspray and victory."

"I'm living my best life, obviously."

"Power dressing isn't a metaphor for me - it's my lifestyle."

"I've conquered fear by being absolutely certain of myself."

"Justice is served best with perfect hair."

"The greatest love story is me and my reflection."

"I'm not shallow - I have depth in my vanity."