Family Guy

"Real men wear foundation."

"Perseverance is key, especially when perfecting your tan."

"You can't spell 'excellent' without an 'excellent' hair gel."

"I don't follow trends - I am the trend."

"Success is measured in ratings and compliments."

"I'm living proof that good looks can take you anywhere."

"The key to happiness is controlling the narrative."

"I've never met a mirror I didn't like."

"Life is too short to work with ugly people."

"Wisdom is knowing when to delegate work and when to take credit."

"I'm not afraid of competition - I'm afraid of bad lighting."

"Hard work pays off, but looking effortlessly perfect pays off more."

"Family is important, but have you seen my reflection?"

"I believe in honesty, except when it makes me look bad."

"Change is good, as long as I stay exactly the same."

"They don't call me anchorman for nothing - I anchor everything I touch."

"Leadership means being the most attractive person in the room."

"I've broken more hearts than I've broken news stories."

"Romance is dead, but my career is very much alive."

"The truth is, I'm just naturally gifted at everything."

"A good haircut can change your entire perspective on life."

"I didn't claw my way to the top of local news by being nice."

"You know what they say - success is 10% talent and 90% looking presentable."

"News is my passion, and looking good is my profession."

"I'm Tom Tucker, and I'm fabulous."

"Love is patient, love is kind, giggity."

"Life is what you make it, so make it count."

"The wisest people are those who keep learning, giggity goo."

"Success is measured by happiness, not wealth, giggity."

"Always maintain hope, even in dark times."