Family Guy

"Always tell the truth, unless a lie gets you giggity."

"Time flies when you're having fun, giggity."

"Knowledge is power, and I like feeling powerful, giggity."

"Education helps you understand life better, giggity."

"Change is inevitable, might as well enjoy the ride, giggity goo."

"Courage is doing what you want even when you're scared, giggity."

"Hope is what keeps you going when things get tough."

"Wisdom comes from experience and mistakes, lots of mistakes, giggity."

"Success is just finding what you love and doing it, giggity."

"A man's gotta do what makes him happy, giggity goo."

"Never give up on your dreams, no matter how crazy they seem."

"Family sticks together, even when things get weird, giggity."

"The key to friendship is showing up and having a good time, giggity."

"Love is just giggity waiting to happen."

"You gotta live life to the fullest, giggity goo!"

"Allllright!"

"Giggity!"

"Solitude is me, myself, and my reflection—it's a crowd."

"Relationships improve when you're dating Tom Tucker."

"Inspiration struck the day I was born."

"Motivation is just watching me work."

"War stops when Tom Tucker gives the news."

"Politics needs more people like me—obviously."

"Literature should have a chapter about me."

"Philosophy asks big questions; I am the answer."

"History is just my biography in slow motion."

"Technology lets the world see my magnificence."

"Imagination can't imagine how great I am."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to follow Tom Tucker."

"Health is wealth, and I'm fabulously wealthy."