Family Guy

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Quotes from Family Guy

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"Always tell the truth, unless a lie gets you giggity."
Glenn Quagmire Truth
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"Time flies when you're having fun, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire Time
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"Knowledge is power, and I like feeling powerful, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire Knowledge
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"Education helps you understand life better, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire Education
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"Change is inevitable, might as well enjoy the ride, giggity goo."
Glenn Quagmire Change
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"Courage is doing what you want even when you're scared, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire Courage
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"Hope is what keeps you going when things get tough."
Glenn Quagmire Hope
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"Wisdom comes from experience and mistakes, lots of mistakes, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire Wisdom
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"Success is just finding what you love and doing it, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire Success
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"A man's gotta do what makes him happy, giggity goo."
Glenn Quagmire Happiness
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"Never give up on your dreams, no matter how crazy they seem."
Glenn Quagmire Dreams
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"Family sticks together, even when things get weird, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire Family
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"The key to friendship is showing up and having a good time, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire Friendship
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"Love is just giggity waiting to happen."
Glenn Quagmire Love
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"You gotta live life to the fullest, giggity goo!"
Glenn Quagmire Life
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"Allllright!"
Glenn Quagmire Happiness
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"Giggity!"
Glenn Quagmire Humor
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"Solitude is me, myself, and my reflection—it's a crowd."
Tom Tucker Solitude
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"Relationships improve when you're dating Tom Tucker."
Tom Tucker Relationships
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"Inspiration struck the day I was born."
Tom Tucker Inspiration
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"Motivation is just watching me work."
Tom Tucker Motivation
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"War stops when Tom Tucker gives the news."
Tom Tucker War
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"Politics needs more people like me—obviously."
Tom Tucker Politics
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"Literature should have a chapter about me."
Tom Tucker Literature
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"Philosophy asks big questions; I am the answer."
Tom Tucker Philosophy
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"History is just my biography in slow motion."
Tom Tucker History
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"Technology lets the world see my magnificence."
Tom Tucker Technology
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"Imagination can't imagine how great I am."
Tom Tucker Imagination
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"Adventure awaits those brave enough to follow Tom Tucker."
Tom Tucker Adventure
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"Health is wealth, and I'm fabulously wealthy."
Tom Tucker Health