Family Guy

"Money buys things, but it can't buy what I have—natural charm."

"Power corrupts, but I was already perfect."

"Strength comes from within and from good moisturizer."

"Kindness is giving others the honor of knowing me."

"Patience will be rewarded—with watching me succeed."

"Justice served: making sure everyone knows I'm fabulous."

"Creativity peaks when you're as inspired as me."

"Gratitude? I'm too busy being grateful to myself."

"Perseverance is showing up on camera every single day."

"Death is just part of the circle of life—my circle of fame."

"Beauty isn't about perfection; I'm the exception."

"Dreams are just reality waiting for Tom Tucker."

"Work is easier when you're naturally talented."

"Leaders don't follow—they look fabulous in front."

"Faith means believing in Tom Tucker."

"Music could never be as beautiful as my voice."

"Science confirms I'm a phenomenon."

"Art imitates life, and my life is a masterpiece."

"Nature's best creation? Me, obviously."

"Peace comes from accepting my superiority."

"Freedom means freedom to be myself—always fabulous."

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but not stranger than my life."

"Time stops when Tom Tucker takes center stage."

"Knowledge is knowing you're the best."

"Education prepared me to be a professional looker."

"Change is inevitable, but my perfection never changes."

"Courage is just confidence without the doubt."

"Hope springs eternal, but my hair springs firmer."

"Family dinners are better when I'm the main course of conversation."

"A true friend is someone who agrees I'm fabulous."