Family Guy

"Why be humble when you can be Tom Tucker?"

"Dreams do come true when you're as talented as I am."

"Leadership means everyone follows your example—like my example of perfection."

"Faith? I have faith in myself, and that's enough."

"Music to my ears: high Nielsen ratings."

"Science says I'm the most attractive news anchor in Quahog."

"The art of journalism is knowing how to look good doing it."

"I face my fears head-on—mostly my fear of bad ratings."

"Beauty fades, but a good anchor's career is eternal."

"Time flies when you're having ratings success."

"Knowledge is power, but so is a great suit."

"Education is important, but have you seen my portfolio?"

"Change is good, as long as it doesn't change how I look."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"I believe in freedom—my freedom to be on camera."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys great hair gel."

"Hard work? More like hard looking fabulous while working."

"The truth is: I'm always right."

"Friendship means having someone to share your success with."

"Every day is an adventure when you're as charming as me."

"Love is just another story to report on."

"I didn't get where I am by being humble."

"The news waits for no man, but it waits for Tom Tucker."

"In this business, looks matter. Trust me, I know."

"You miss 100% of the stories you don't cover."

"Success is all about having the right hair and the right attitude."

"Breaking news: I'm still the best-looking anchor in television."

"That's the way the news goes, folks."

"I'm Tom Tucker, and I'm fabulous."

"Inspiration is like lightning—rare and dangerous."