Family Guy

"Education is important. Knowledge is what separates me from you peasants."

"Music is a weapon. I'm still deciding how to use it."

"Nature is beautiful only when it serves my purposes."

"Peace is boring. War, now that's entertainment."

"Dreams? I don't dream. I execute. There's a difference."

"Technology will be my greatest ally in achieving world domination."

"Art is merely a stepping stone on my path to absolute authority."

"Leadership means making everyone else do what you want without them realizing it."

"Hope? That's what losers cling to. I prefer concrete plans and evil schemes."

"Time is a construct I'll eventually master and bend to my will."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy an army. And that's close enough."

"Courage is easy when you're a genius like myself. Fear is for the common man."

"The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing everyone I was just a baby."

"Success isn't about being nice. It's about being ruthless and stupidly handsome."

"Knowledge is power, and I intend to have all of it. Then the world will tremble."

"Patience is a virtue for people without the guts to act immediately."

"Love is for suckers and people with low IQs. I prefer world conquest."

"Family is just a bunch of people you're stuck with. Make the best of it by manipulating them."

"Death? Please. I've been planning my own demise for years. It'll be far more impressive."

"You know what? I don't need friends. I need minions. There's a difference."

"Ah yes, another day of pretending to be an infant while secretly plotting my rise to glory."

"Victory! Mine enemies have been vanquished. Now I can finally focus on world domination."

"Solitude isn't loneliness, it's peace."

"Real relationships are built on honesty and love."

"You never know where inspiration will come from."

"Never give up on yourself or your dreams."

"War destroys everything, peace builds everything."

"Politics confuses me, but voting is important."

"Books are like dreams you can hold in your hands."

"Philosophy makes your brain hurt, but in a good way."