Family Guy

"The best defense is an overwhelming offense. I'm always on offense."

"Confidence isn't thinking you're better than others. Knowing it is."

"Death, taxes, and my inevitable world domination. Count on it."

"I've calculated every outcome. I win in all of them."

"Real leaders don't ask for permission. They take what they want."

"Perseverance is key. I've been perfecting my schemes since conception."

"The truth is, I'm exactly as wonderful as I think I am."

"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I've never been proved wrong."

"Why be normal when you can be extraordinary and evil?"

"Intelligence is sexy. I'm basically irresistible."

"My ambition knows no bounds. The world will learn this."

"The weak fear change. The strong orchestrate it."

"Power corrupts absolutely. I'm looking forward to it."

"I've learned more from my failures than I could ever need."

"Every villain has an origin story. Mine is just superior."

"Chaos is merely order I haven't yet organized."

"Genius recognizes genius. That's why I love myself so much."

"The future belongs to those who can see it and manipulate it."

"I don't follow trends. I create them. Then destroy them."

"Every obstacle is just an opportunity to prove my superiority."

"Innovation is my middle name. World Domination is my last name."

"The greatest minds think alike. Usually with evil intent."

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. Brilliantly."

"What doesn't kill you makes you more ruthless."

"The road to success is paved with the bodies of my enemies."

"Tomorrow I shall strike. Today, naps."

"Love is a chemical reaction easily manipulated by someone of my intellect."

"Family means having people who can't escape your influence. Convenient."

"Friendship is temporary. Loyalty is for dogs and employees."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then obliterate them."