Family Guy

"I believe in second chances, third chances, fourth chances..."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... or something like that."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."

"I love Lois with all my heart, even when she's mad at me."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

"True friendship means you can call them an idiot and they'll still like you."

"Persistence is key, which is why I keep doing the same thing over and over."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, which is why I'm still stupid."

"I have an idea that's so crazy it just might work!"

"It's not about the money. Well, okay, it's about the money."

"You know what? I don't care anymore. I'm gonna do what makes me happy."

"I've done it! I've become a man!"

"The secret to happiness is not thinking too much."

"I think I know what the problem is. But I'm not gonna tell you."

"My father always said, 'Peter, shut up.' And he was right."

"That's the beauty of marriage - you can say anything and get away with it."

"I don't know what you're saying, but you're right."

"You know what the problem with society is? Too many people."

"I'm not gonna say I told you so, but... I told you so."

"Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them."

"I've learned that the hard way... by doing it the hard way."

"You don't have to be smart to be successful, just lucky."

"Everything I do is justified because I'm confused."

"I work hard for my money, which is why I don't have any."

"Wow, that's beautiful. I don't understand it, but it's beautiful."

"That's neat! Can I eat it?"

"I'm the king of the castle!"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? Actually, I have no idea."

"I'm gonna regret this, but what the hell."

"The greatest thing about being a man is that I can do whatever I want."