Family Guy

"That's what being a father is all about."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... Actually, no, I have no idea where I'm going with this."

"I've learned that the hard way."

"You're my best friend, buddy."

"I'm gonna go make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

"Sometimes you gotta take a step back to move forward."

"Do you want to know the meaning of life?"

"All right, pitter patter, let's get at 'er."

"Hehehehe."

"I think I just had a stroke."

"That's why they call me Peter Griffin, baby!"

"You want some chocolate pudding?"

"Lois! Lois! Lois!"

"Hey, I got an idea."

"Quiet! I'm watching the game."

"I'm gonna go watch TV and drink some beer."

"That's beautiful, man."

"You know what? I don't care."

"We're not gonna take it anymore!"

"One day, you'll understand what it means to be a man."

"You know, I could use a beer right about now."

"This is not good. This is not good at all."

"I'm gonna go find out if this is chicken."

"Somebody stop me, I'm on a roll!"

"The important thing is that we tried."

"I'm thinking of a number between one and infinity."

"Stewie, you little bastard!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You can't fight City Hall."

"I love you guys."