Family Guy

"The kind thing would be if people just ignored me."

"Patient suffering is my greatest skill."

"There's no justice in who gets liked and who doesn't."

"The only creative thing I do is invent excuses."

"At least my suffering should teach others something."

"I persist even when there's no point."

"Death might be quieter than this."

"Beauty is something I observe, never possess."

"I'm funny because I'm pathetic. That's the joke."

"My only dream is a life where this is funny."

"Even working hard doesn't matter when you're me."

"Nobody follows my lead because nobody respects me."

"I've lost faith in the goodness of people."

"Music is where my pain finds a voice."

"Science proves I'm neurotic."

"My artistic expression is just a cry for help."

"I'm as useful as a tree that bears no fruit."

"Peace would mean everyone leaving me alone. Finally."

"I'd be free if I wasn't trapped being myself."

"The uncomfortable truth is I'm disposable."

"Time is cruel to people nobody likes."

"I know too much about human cruelty."

"Education can't fix my reputation."

"Change for me would just mean new people to disappoint."

"I lack the courage to be myself."

"Being the disappointment of the family is my role."

"Even my supposed friends laugh at me."

"Success is what happens to literally anyone but me."

"I hope tomorrow is better, but statistics say it won't be."

"Love stories never include the unpopular girl."