Family Guy

"Work experience? More like work nightmares."

"I could never be a leader. I can't even lead myself anywhere good."

"I've stopped having faith in anything good happening."

"Music is the only thing that doesn't judge me."

"Science can't explain why I'm so unlucky."

"I tried to paint my feelings once. It looked depressing."

"Even nature seems prettier when you're looking at it alone."

"There's no peace when you're the family scapegoat."

"Freedom would be getting away from my family."

"The truth is I'm just background noise in everyone's lives."

"Time moves slower when you're miserable."

"I know all the ways people hate me. That's my expertise."

"School is just another place where people ignore me."

"Change is scary when you're already at the bottom."

"I've never been brave enough to stand up for myself."

"My family treats me like I'm invisible. And sometimes I wish I actually was."

"Friendship is hard when you're the punchline of every joke."

"I'm too busy being ridiculed to worry about my future."

"Maybe one day people will stop making fun of me. But probably not."

"Love is just something they invented to make us feel worse about ourselves."

"I've learned that being myself isn't enough for anyone."

"Why does everything bad happen to me? Oh right, because I'm Meg."

"Nobody ever remembers me. I could disappear tomorrow and nobody would notice."

"I'm not popular, I'm not athletic, and I'm definitely not smart. So basically, I'm just here to suffer."

"Solitude is where I do my best work. Stay away from me."

"Relationships require trust. I don't do trust."

"The only inspiration I need is my burning desire for domination."

"Motivation? I am my own motivation. Also, revenge."

"Philosophy is just thinking really hard about stuff I already know."

"History will remember me as a genius, or dead. Hopefully not dead."