Family Guy

"Perseverance is what separates me from all these idiots."

"Death is just another word for 'game over.' And I never lose."

"Beauty is fleeting. Power is eternal."

"Humor is the best weapon when actual weapons aren't available."

"Dreams? I don't sleep. Sleeping is for the weak."

"Work is just a means to fund my nefarious schemes."

"A true leader inspires fear and respect. Preferably fear."

"Faith in what? My superior intellect? Now that's sensible."

"Music? Only if it plays during my villain montages."

"Science is the art of making things explode properly."

"Art is a tool for manipulation. Very useful."

"Peace is boring. War is profitable."

"Freedom is the ability to destroy your enemies without legal consequences."

"The truth is overrated. Lies are so much more useful."

"Time is a precious resource. I'm using it to plan revenge."

"Knowledge is power, and I intend to have all of it."

"Education is just preparation for my future as an evil dictator."

"Hope is the refuge of those without a proper plan."

"Happiness? That's for people without ambition."

"Wisdom is knowing when to strike and when to wait. I choose to always strike."

"Life is a series of opportunities to cause chaos and confusion."

"Friends are just people you haven't betrayed yet."

"Success is measured in how many people you've outsmarted. So far, everyone."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make you weak. I prefer world domination."

"I'm not a baby, I'm a tiny genius with unfinished business."

"You know what really grinds my gears? Family. But I need them for my schemes."

"Death! Ha! I laugh in the face of death. Probably because I'm plotting it."

"Giggity. Wait, that's not me. Stupid Glenn Quagmire."

"Ah, victory is mine! Now if only I could find a way to destroy Lois."

"Beauty is in the eyes of whoever's looking."