Family Guy

"The truth is, we're all just trying to figure out where we fit in."

"Knowledge is power, but sometimes just being yourself is enough."

"Change happens whether you're ready or not - might as well molt gracefully."

"Real courage is standing tall when everyone's looking at you funny."

"There's always hope, even when the world seems like a coop."

"Family sticks together, even when one member is an oversized poultry."

"A real friend accepts you for your feathers and all."

"Success means being true to yourself, no matter how weird you might be."

"Happiness is a warm perch and good company."

"Love is like laying an egg - you never know what's gonna come out."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"You can't be afraid to be different, even if you're a giant chicken in a human world."

"Life's too short not to strut around and make some noise."

"Sometimes you just gotta let your feathers ruffle and embrace who you are."

"Bawk bawk bawk bawk!"

"Solitude is where I practice my one-man conversations."

"Healthy relationships require good communication and a news anchor willing to talk."

"Be inspired by my absolute confidence in myself."

"Stay motivated by the fact that I'm more successful than you."

"War reporting is exciting, but safe reporting is profitable."

"Politics is about image, and I'm very image-conscious."

"Books are great, but scripts are better."

"The only philosophy I need is 'me first.'"

"History is just yesterday's news with better perspective."

"Technology helps me look better, which is all that matters."

"Imagination is what you need when facts won't work."

"Life is an adventure when you're on television."

"A healthy body is a healthy career in broadcasting."

"Money talks, and I listen to it very carefully."

"With great power comes great responsibility - I ignore both."