Family Guy

"Relationships are complicated. Dictatorship is simple."

"Inspiration comes from within, specifically from my evil brain."

"Motivation is easy when your goal is global domination."

"War is the ultimate game, and I always win."

"Politics are for amateurs. I'm going for total world control."

"Literature is fine, but autobiographies about me would be better."

"Philosophy? I prefer action to thought."

"History will remember me as the greatest villain ever. Probably."

"Technology is my best friend. Actual friends are overrated."

"Freedom means the freedom to take over the world."

"Nature is beautiful when viewed from my fortress."

"Peace is just a period between wars I'm planning."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but power? Power is universal."

"Dreams are what you have when you're not plotting world domination."

"Work smarter, not harder. That's why I have minions."

"Leadership means everyone does what I say or face my wrath."

"Faith in what? My own genius? Absolutely."

"Music? I prefer the sound of my own laughter."

"Science rules, especially when it involves giant robots."

"Creativity without malice is just called art. Boring."

"Gratitude is something peasants feel. I feel superiority."

"Perseverance is key, especially when building doomsday devices."

"Happiness is plotting your enemy's demise."

"I don't need friends. I need loyal minions."

"Love is overrated. World conquest? Now that's where it's at."

"Life's a bitch, but at least I'm a smart one."

"You think you're tough? I once destroyed an entire civilization before breakfast."

"Knowledge is power, and I've got plenty of both. Mostly the power part."

"Hope is for people without a giant laser."

"Family. Can't live with them, can't take over the world with a nuclear warhead without them."