Family Guy

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Quotes from Family Guy

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"Time goes by so fast."
Chris Griffin Time
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"I wish I was smarter."
Chris Griffin Education
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"That's mean, don't do that."
Chris Griffin Kindness
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"I'm not good at this stuff."
Chris Griffin
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"Stewie's weird, man."
Chris Griffin Humor
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"I hope tomorrow's better."
Chris Griffin Hope
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"That would be awesome to try."
Chris Griffin Adventure
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"I don't understand adults."
Chris Griffin Wisdom
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"My dad's an idiot, but he tries."
Chris Griffin Family
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"I'm scared of a lot of things."
Chris Griffin Fear
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"That's totally unfair."
Chris Griffin Justice
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"I want to be rich someday."
Chris Griffin Success
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"Why do bad things happen?"
Chris Griffin Philosophy
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"I like hanging out with my friends."
Chris Griffin Friendship
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"That's so uncool."
Chris Griffin Humor
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"I don't know much, but I know that."
Chris Griffin Knowledge
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"Being a kid is hard, man."
Chris Griffin Strength
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"I wish things were different sometimes."
Chris Griffin Change
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"That's the worst thing I've ever heard."
Chris Griffin Truth
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"I'm gonna try my best."
Chris Griffin Perseverance
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"Maybe one day I'll be cool."
Chris Griffin Hope
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"I don't get it, but it sounds funny."
Chris Griffin Humor
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"That would be so awesome!"
Chris Griffin Imagination
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"My family's pretty messed up, but I love them."
Chris Griffin Family
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"School sucks, but I guess it's important."
Chris Griffin Education
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"I wish I had a jetpack."
Chris Griffin Dreams
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"That's so cool, dude."
Chris Griffin Happiness
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"Gotta love the ladies, man."
Chris Griffin Love
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"I'm not retarded, I'm just a kid."
Chris Griffin Wisdom
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"Hehehehe, that's awesome!"
Chris Griffin Humor