Family Guy

"I am my own hero, villain, and greatest admirer."

"Power corrupts, and I'm happy to be thoroughly corrupted."

"Fear is the greatest motivator, and I am the greatest motivator."

"My strength is their weakness."

"Kindness is how I lower their defenses before striking."

"Justice is whatever I decide it is."

"My creativity comes from a dark place. I love that place."

"I'm grateful for nothing and perfect in every way."

"Perseverance is key, but so is knowing when to quit and blow things up."

"Solitude is broken only when plotting with myself."

"Relationships work best when you're clearly in charge."

"Inspiration strikes like my fists of fury."

"Motivation? I'm a baby in a diaper plotting world domination."

"History will remember me as either genius or insane."

"Technology is just another tool of control."

"My imagination is reality to those around me."

"Adventure calls to the brave. I just answer to myself."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I hold the eyes."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy minions."

"My dreams are nightmares to everyone else."

"Work is what you do to earn the right to relax. I skip both."

"A true leader never asks for permission."

"Faith without results is just wishing. I don't wish."

"Music is nice, but my evil laugh is better."

"Science is the only religion worth believing in."

"Art that doesn't serve my purposes is trash."

"Nature is beautiful, but nature is also my enemy."

"Peace is just the absence of warfare. How boring."

"Freedom means doing whatever I want, whenever I want."

"The truth is I'm amazing, and you're all terrible."