Family Guy

"Inspiration comes from the desire to destroy."

"Motivation is for the weak. I just do what I want."

"Peace is boring. War is interesting."

"History is written by the victors. I plan to be one."

"Technology is the future, and I will control it."

"Imagination is the only limit, and I have none."

"Adventure is just chaos with a better marketing team."

"Beauty fades, but evil is forever."

"Money makes the world go 'round, and I intend to own it all."

"Dreams don't come true. You have to strangle them into submission."

"Work is for people without ambition. I have ambition."

"A leader is someone everyone else is afraid of. I'm that guy."

"Faith is for people who can't think for themselves."

"Music to my ears - the sound of my own laughter."

"Science rules. I rule. Therefore, science is my bitch."

"Art is dead. I killed it."

"Freedom is just another word for 'I do whatever I want.'"

"Time flies when you're plotting world domination."

"Knowledge is power, but power is more fun."

"Happiness is overrated. Conquest is underrated."

"I am surrounded by idiots. Brilliant, wonderful idiots."

"If you're not going to use your brain, you might as well use your mouth."

"Patience is a virtue I shall never possess."

"I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood. And evil."

"Your love is like a fart in the wind - it just blows away."

"Damn, I'm good. But also humble."

"I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha!"

"Death, it's the one thing that will finally shut you people up."

"I'm gonna take over the world, and when I do, all of you will bow down to me!"

"Quiet, you are all stupid! Especially you."