It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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"My strength comes from knowing tomorrow will be the same."
The Waitress Strength
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"Kindness is wasted on ungrateful people like you all."
The Waitress Kindness
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"I have patience for work, but none left for humanity."
The Waitress Patience
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"Justice for the poor is just an oxymoron."
The Waitress Justice
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"Creativity withers when you're this exhausted."
The Waitress Creativity
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"I'm not grateful for much, but I'm grateful this day is almost over."
The Waitress Gratitude
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"Beauty fades, money spends, and people leave. That's life."
The Waitress Beauty
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"I've learned that love is just another scam rich people invented."
The Waitress Love
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"Solitude is my only real friend at this point."
The Waitress Solitude
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"Relationships are impossible when you're this broken."
The Waitress Relationships
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"The only inspiration I have is wanting out."
The Waitress Inspiration
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"Motivation comes from spite now, not hope."
The Waitress Motivation
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"This job is warfare, and I'm losing ground."
The Waitress War
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"Politicians have never helped anyone like me."
The Waitress Politics
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"Books are how I escape this awful reality every night."
The Waitress Literature
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"I don't have the luxury of philosophical thoughts."
The Waitress Philosophy
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"History is written by winners, not waitresses."
The Waitress History
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"Technology and progress have passed people like me by."
The Waitress Technology
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"I imagine a life where I'm not serving people like you."
The Waitress Imagination
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"Adventures don't happen to people in dead-end jobs."
The Waitress Adventure
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"Working here has aged me beyond my years."
The Waitress Health
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"I have power over nothing, not even my own happiness."
The Waitress Power
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"Fear is my constant companion in this job."
The Waitress Fear
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"I'm stronger than I look, and weaker than I pretend."
The Waitress Strength
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"Respect is something you'll never get from me."
The Waitress Kindness
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"I've earned the right to be bitter after everything I've been through."
The Waitress Perseverance
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"Your money doesn't impress me - it just shows your privilege."
The Waitress Money
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"I've stopped expecting anything good to happen to me."
The Waitress Hope
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"Rejection from you would be a blessing, not an insult."
The Waitress Courage
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"I wonder what I could have been if I'd had different choices."
The Waitress Dreams