It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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"Humor helps me forget how awful everything is."The Waitress Humor
"My dreams died the moment I put on this apron."The Waitress Dreams
"Work is just slow torture disguised as a paycheck."The Waitress Work
"Leadership means knowing when to quit, something none of you understand."The Waitress Leadership
"I lost my faith in people years ago, but I'm still here."The Waitress Faith
"Music is the only thing that makes this job bearable."The Waitress Music
"Science can't explain why I'm still alive after all this."The Waitress Science
"Art and beauty are wasted on people who only care about themselves."The Waitress Art
"Nature is the only thing more indifferent to human suffering than this diner."The Waitress Nature
"Peace would be everyone leaving me alone for five minutes."The Waitress Peace
"Freedom for me means not having to see your face ever again."The Waitress Freedom
"The truth is, nobody cares about me or what I want."The Waitress Truth
"Time moves slowly when you're miserable like I am."The Waitress Time
"Knowledge doesn't matter when you're stuck in a dead-end job."The Waitress Knowledge
"I didn't get an education to end up here, serving people like you."The Waitress Education
"Change is inevitable, but it's usually for the worse."The Waitress Change
"It takes courage to smile when you're dying inside every day."The Waitress Courage
"Hope is just another four-letter word that means nothing."The Waitress Hope
"My family wouldn't recognize me if they saw me now, broken down in this diner."The Waitress Family
"Friendship is a luxury I can't afford with people like all of you."The Waitress Friendship
"Success for me is making it through a shift without punching someone."The Waitress Success
"You want happiness? Get it from somewhere else - I'm not serving it here."The Waitress Happiness
"The only thing constant in my life is disappointment and bad customers."The Waitress Time
"I used to believe people were basically good. Then I started waitressing."The Waitress Faith
"Every single day is the same for me - pour coffee, take orders, deal with morons."The Waitress Work
"Dreams are nice, but they don't pay my rent or tip my waitress."The Waitress Dreams
"I've learned that the best thing you can do is ignore people like you."The Waitress Knowledge
"You think you're so smart, but you're just another idiot in a diner."The Waitress
"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't respect you."The Waitress Life
"I'm not interested in your stupid schemes or whatever it is you're planning."The Waitress Wisdom