It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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"Humor helps me forget how awful everything is."
The Waitress Humor
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"My dreams died the moment I put on this apron."
The Waitress Dreams
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"Work is just slow torture disguised as a paycheck."
The Waitress Work
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"Leadership means knowing when to quit, something none of you understand."
The Waitress Leadership
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"I lost my faith in people years ago, but I'm still here."
The Waitress Faith
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"Music is the only thing that makes this job bearable."
The Waitress Music
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"Science can't explain why I'm still alive after all this."
The Waitress Science
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"Art and beauty are wasted on people who only care about themselves."
The Waitress Art
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"Nature is the only thing more indifferent to human suffering than this diner."
The Waitress Nature
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"Peace would be everyone leaving me alone for five minutes."
The Waitress Peace
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"Freedom for me means not having to see your face ever again."
The Waitress Freedom
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"The truth is, nobody cares about me or what I want."
The Waitress Truth
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"Time moves slowly when you're miserable like I am."
The Waitress Time
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"Knowledge doesn't matter when you're stuck in a dead-end job."
The Waitress Knowledge
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"I didn't get an education to end up here, serving people like you."
The Waitress Education
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"Change is inevitable, but it's usually for the worse."
The Waitress Change
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"It takes courage to smile when you're dying inside every day."
The Waitress Courage
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"Hope is just another four-letter word that means nothing."
The Waitress Hope
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"My family wouldn't recognize me if they saw me now, broken down in this diner."
The Waitress Family
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"Friendship is a luxury I can't afford with people like all of you."
The Waitress Friendship
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"Success for me is making it through a shift without punching someone."
The Waitress Success
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"You want happiness? Get it from somewhere else - I'm not serving it here."
The Waitress Happiness
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"The only thing constant in my life is disappointment and bad customers."
The Waitress Time
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"I used to believe people were basically good. Then I started waitressing."
The Waitress Faith
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"Every single day is the same for me - pour coffee, take orders, deal with morons."
The Waitress Work
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"Dreams are nice, but they don't pay my rent or tip my waitress."
The Waitress Dreams
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"I've learned that the best thing you can do is ignore people like you."
The Waitress Knowledge
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"You think you're so smart, but you're just another idiot in a diner."
The Waitress
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"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't respect you."
The Waitress Life
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"I'm not interested in your stupid schemes or whatever it is you're planning."
The Waitress Wisdom