It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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"Every smile I give you costs me a piece of my soul."The Waitress Life
"The system is designed to keep people like me trapped."The Waitress Justice
"Don't assume you know anything about my life or my struggles."The Waitress Wisdom
"I've heard every pickup line known to man, and they're all terrible."The Waitress Humor
"You think you're charming, but you're just another predator."The Waitress Truth
"Solitude is the only relationship I want anymore."The Waitress Solitude
"Relationships are complicated when you work seventy hours a week."The Waitress Relationships
"Inspiration only comes in the form of escape fantasies for me."The Waitress Inspiration
"Motivation left me somewhere between my third and fourth year here."The Waitress Motivation
"War and my job aren't that different - both are hell."The Waitress War
"Politics is just rich people arguing while the rest of us suffer."The Waitress Politics
"Literature lets me live other people's better lives."The Waitress Literature
"Philosophy doesn't matter when you're living paycheck to paycheck."The Waitress Philosophy
"History will forget I ever existed, and that's fine with me."The Waitress History
"Technology hasn't made my job any easier or less miserable."The Waitress Technology
"Imagination is the only escape I have from reality."The Waitress Imagination
"Adventure exists for everyone but me."The Waitress Adventure
"Health is something I'm losing with each passing year in this place."The Waitress Health
"Money would solve all my problems, but I'll never have enough."The Waitress Money
"Power is something people like you take from people like me."The Waitress Power
"I live in constant fear that nothing will ever change."The Waitress Fear
"The only strength I have is showing up every damn day."The Waitress Strength
"Kindness is a luxury I can't show when I'm this miserable."The Waitress Kindness
"Patience is something I don't have and never will."The Waitress Patience
"Justice doesn't exist for people like me."The Waitress Justice
"Creativity left me the day I started working here."The Waitress Creativity
"I'm grateful for nothing and nobody in my life right now."The Waitress Gratitude
"Perseverance is just another word for being stuck."The Waitress Perseverance
"Death might be the only escape I'll ever get."The Waitress Death
"Beauty is wasted in a place this ugly and depressing."The Waitress Beauty