It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Charlie work"

"I am the trash man, I come out and I throw trash all over the ring and I start eating garbage"

"Freedom is what I'll find when I leave."

"Truth hurts, but honesty from you would hurt less."

"Time with you is time I'll never get back."

"Knowledge of your incompetence doesn't help me."

"Education was wasted on someone surrounded by you."

"Love is something I've learned not to expect here."

"Friendship is a word you've completely redefined."

"Success for me means never seeing you again."

"Wisdom suggests I get as far away as possible."

"Life would be better if I'd made different choices."

"Hope fades a little more each day."

"Happiness is a foreign concept in this group."

"Solitude is my favorite companion these days."

"Relationships need honesty, which you lack completely."

"Inspiration comes from anywhere but here."

"Motivation eludes me when I look at your faces."

"War would be less stressful than living with you."

"Politics involve less backstabbing than your friendships."

"Literature is far more intelligent than your conversations."

"Philosophy of life: stay away from idiots."

"History repeats itself with every scheme you create."

"Technology is my lifeline to a better world."

"Imagination helps me escape this living nightmare."

"Adventure with you always ends in humiliation."

"Health issues are stress-related from knowing you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it would help here."

"Power should be used responsibly, not like you do."

"Fear of becoming like you keeps me going."