It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Strength comes from dealing with all of you."

"Kindness is something you should try more often."

"Patience is a virtue you'll never understand."

"Justice demands compensation for my emotional trauma."

"Creativity dies when you're all in the room."

"I'm grateful for nothing you've ever done for me."

"Perseverance is all I have left at this point."

"Death might be preferable to this situation."

"Beauty would return to my life without you."

"Humor is your only redeeming quality, barely."

"My dreams don't include any of you, thankfully."

"Work at least offers an escape from you people."

"Leadership requires qualities you'll never possess."

"I have faith that one day things will improve."

"Music is the soundtrack to my suffering."

"Science can't explain your behavior patterns."

"Art is my passion, unlike your stupidity."

"Nature is more civilized than any of you."

"Peace is what I dream about at night."

"Freedom would mean never having to see you again."

"Truth is, I'm better than all of you combined."

"Change would be nice, but nothing ever changes."

"Courage is what I need just to survive each day."

"Family can drive you absolutely insane."

"Friendship should be mutual, but here it's one-sided."

"Success seems impossible when you're all around."

"I'm done trying to make sense of your logic."

"Life wasn't supposed to be this chaotic."

"Hope is the only thing keeping me sane."

"My happiness is directly tied to your absence."