It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Solitude would be a welcome change right now."

"Every relationship with you ends the same way."

"Motivation is hard to find around you people."

"Politics are less complicated than your schemes."

"Literature offers better company than you do."

"Philosophy can't explain how I ended up here."

"History will judge you all harshly."

"Education is something at least one of us has."

"Power dynamics in this group are completely unfair."

"Fear is what keeps me around, if I'm honest."

"Justice would be you all finally facing consequences."

"Creativity should be appreciated, not mocked."

"Gratitude is lost on people like you."

"I need patience, but you test every ounce of mine."

"Imagination is the only escape from this nightmare."

"Adventure doesn't always have to end in disaster."

"Health and sanity are worth more than friendship with you."

"Money would solve most of my problems right now."

"Work hard at something that actually matters."

"Have faith in yourself, even when no one else does."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever with you guys."

"Time is something I could really use more of."

"I've been through worse and I'll get through this."

"Knowledge is power, and you guys have neither."

"Love is just another thing you'll all ruin for me."

"I'm stronger than I look, believe it or not."

"My life could be so much better without you all."

"I deserve respect and kindness, at the very least."

"This is why I can't have nice things with you people."

"I'm not the problem here - you guys are!"