It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"You think you know suffering? I'll show you suffering."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, and so do I."

"I've been through things, man. Things that would break a normal person."

"I'm just trying to survive these people day after day."

"Solitude is better than company when the company is terrible."

"Relationships require more effort than most people are capable of giving."

"Inspiration is rare and usually followed by disappointment."

"Motivation is temporary; reality is permanent."

"War is what happens when talking fails, which is always."

"Politics is choosing which liars you hate less."

"Books are better than people; they don't talk back."

"Philosophy asks questions it can never answer, which is pointless."

"History is just people repeating terrible decisions with new names."

"Technology was supposed to make life easier; it just made it faster and worse."

"Imagination is wasted on reality."

"Adventure usually ends with regret and debt."

"Your health is everything until you take it for granted."

"Money is the only language these people understand."

"Power is intoxicating, but powerlessness is worse."

"Fear is rational when everyone around you is incompetent."

"Inner strength is what keeps you from hitting people."

"Kindness is usually repaid with cruelty, so why bother."

"Patience is running out, and I'm okay with that."

"Justice is a fairy tale told to keep people obedient."

"Creativity is wasted on people who don't appreciate it."

"I'm grateful for very little, and that's being honest."

"Perseverance is continuing even when everything tells you to stop."

"Death is the only promise anyone can keep."

"Beauty is fleeting; intellect is eternal."

"Dreams are what you have before reality hits you."