It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"War proves that humanity is fundamentally terrible at solving problems."

"Politics is just organized chaos with fancy words."

"Literature gives you access to other people's minds, which is often worse."

"Philosophy is thinking about problems you can't solve anyway."

"History repeats itself because people never learn from their mistakes."

"Technology is just another way for people to disappoint you faster."

"Imagination is what separates us from the people I deal with."

"Adventure requires you to be willing to fail spectacularly."

"Health is everything until you lose it and realize too late."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys freedom, which is close."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Fear is just proof that you care about something."

"Strength isn't about physical power; it's about mental resilience."

"Kindness is often mistaken for weakness by cruel people."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, and I'm okay with that."

"Justice is what you get when you have money and connections."

"Creativity is the only escape from a mind-numbing existence."

"Gratitude is rare, especially among ungrateful people."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation."

"Death is coming for all of us, so make the time count."

"Beauty fades, but a sharp mind lasts forever."

"Finding humor in dark situations is the only way to survive."

"Dreams are nice until reality shows up and ruins everything."

"Work is what you do so you can afford the life you actually want."

"Leadership isn't about being in charge; it's about being responsible."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see, which is ridiculous."

"Music can transport you somewhere better, if you let it."

"Science doesn't care about your feelings; it's just facts."

"Art is subjective, unlike your terrible opinions."

"Nature is beautiful until you realize how indifferent it is to your suffering."