It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Peace is just the absence of chaos, and that's good enough for me."

"Freedom means making your own mistakes and learning from them."

"The truth hurts, but lies hurt worse in the long run."

"Time waits for no one, so stop wasting it on nonsense."

"Knowledge is power, but only if you actually use it."

"Education is wasted on people too stupid to appreciate it."

"Change is inevitable; how you handle it defines who you are."

"It takes courage to stand up for yourself when everyone's against you."

"Hope is the thing that keeps you from losing your mind completely."

"Family is complicated, but that doesn't mean you stop trying."

"A true friend tells you the truth, even when it hurts."

"Success means nothing if you're surrounded by idiots."

"Happiness is not about getting what you want; it's about wanting what you have."

"The only thing I can control is my own reaction to people's stupidity."

"Love is just a word until someone makes it real for you."

"Life is short, and I'm not going to waste it on people who don't appreciate me."

"You know what? I'm done trying to please everyone. I'm going to be myself."

"I'm not a bird, okay? Stop calling me that."

"I'm actually quite attractive when you think about it."

"You're all wasting my time."

"I have dreams and aspirations, okay?"

"Stop being such freaks, all of you."

"I'm sick of your nonsense."

"This friendship isn't real. None of it is."

"I deserve to be happy, don't I?"

"You're all just jealous of me."

"I have dignity and self-respect."

"This is absolutely ridiculous."

"I could be successful if it wasn't for you idiots."

"I'm not the problem. You're all the problem."