It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I'm not listening to any of this nonsense."

"Can someone please take me seriously for once?"

"I have potential. Real potential."

"You're all using me. You know that, right?"

"This is degrading. I refuse to participate."

"I could do so much better for myself."

"Nobody respects me. Not a single person."

"I went to college, you know. I'm educated."

"Why am I even friends with these people?"

"Charlie, you're illiterate and you smell like garbage."

"I'm leaving. I'm done with all of you."

"This is why nobody likes me. This right here."

"I have standards, unlike the rest of you degenerates."

"You're all terrible people. I'm serious."

"Can we please just have one nice thing?"

"I deserve better than this. So much better."

"Dennis is a monster. A complete monster."

"I'm trying to be classy here, and you're all making it impossible."

"Why does everything always happen to me?"

"I have feelings, you know. Real feelings that get hurt."

"You guys are idiots. Complete idiots."

"I'm not a bird, okay? Stop calling me a bird."

"I am not bound by your petty morality."

"Every moment is an opportunity to prove my superiority."

"I have gazed upon the face of God. It was my reflection."

"I don't believe in limits. Limits are for the ordinary."

"The only constant in my life is my own perfection."

"I am a golden god. Bow before me."

"Your attempts to compete with me are adorable."

"I don't follow paths. I create them."