It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Success smells like expensive cologne and pure dominance."

"I am beyond your understanding. Accept that."

"The concept of fairness is irrelevant when you're superior."

"I don't need luck. I am luck incarnate."

"Every scar tells a story of my triumph."

"I would destroy anyone in my path without hesitation or remorse."

"I see humanity for what it really is: insignificant."

"Your opinions are noise. My opinions are signal."

"I am the measure by which all other men should be judged."

"The system will eventually recognize my superiority."

"I don't have flaws. I have distinctive characteristics."

"Patience is a virtue only the intelligent possess. I possess it."

"I am singularly focused on my own elevation."

"You cannot manipulate a manipulator. Especially not me."

"I've transcended morality. I operate on a higher plane."

"Lesser beings make excuses. I make explanations."

"I am the protagonist of my own story. Everyone else is supporting cast."

"Every decision I make is calculated perfection."

"I would never associate with someone beneath my station."

"The herd is easily controlled if you know the right pressure points."

"I am a man of distinction and taste."

"Beauty and brains. I have both. You have neither."

"I don't forgive. I wait for the right moment to strike."

"Every breath I take is a blessing to humanity."

"I have evolved past the need for human connection."

"You're all insignificant specks in my universe."

"I'm going to accomplish things none of you could fathom."

"The world revolves around me. Everything else is just scenery."

"I maintain an air of mystery that lesser people cannot penetrate."

"Everything I say is intelligent. You're just too stupid to understand."