It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Everything I do is intentional. There are no accidents."

"I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds."

"The system of checks and balances is meaningless without a central authority."

"I don't need your approval. I never have."

"Perfection cannot be rushed. It must be cultivated."

"I'm the most sophisticated person in this group."

"You people are all slaves to your own desires."

"I'm going to find out what her weaknesses are, exploit them."

"Stop looking at me like that. I'm beautiful."

"I've evolved beyond your comprehension."

"A five-star man doesn't waste time on garbage people."

"I understand the female form better than anyone."

"You cannot control me. I am free."

"Rules are made to be broken by superior beings like myself."

"I'm not interested in your opinions. I have my own."

"The implication is that things might go wrong for her if she refuses."

"I'm a master of social dynamics. I read people."

"You're going to be right back here, begging Dennis for help."

"I'm a legend. Eventually, all legends are recognized."

"Idiots. All of them. Except me."

"I am the master of my domain. I control my destiny."

"You know what it is, bitch? It's a starter car. Not a transporter of God."

"System of a Down. That's music for intellectuals."

"I'm not a rapist. I'm not the Golden God either, apparently."

"The D is for Donkey. I don't care, I got an A anyways."

"I am a five-star man. I have standards."

"You gotta keep moving or you'll get left behind."

"I've paid my dues a thousand times over in this life."

"The world is full of suckers and winners. I know which one I am."

"I'm living my best life, and I didn't need permission."